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perpetualyesterday: today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob” it was a distraction they put chickens in...
dynamic-punch: when i try to draw feet
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
While on my break at work.
sewsllim: I work at the Muirfield Village Golf Club for the Memorial Golf Tournament and while on my break I was 1 foot away from this Asian guy and a few seconds later people were screaming for his autograph. I think he is a big deal. #clueless
The return of Andrew Hussie's face →
princekarkat: edvilla23: sylphoflies: edvilla23: What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything. Atheists: 1 Christians: 1 Everybody wins and live happy. God fucking damn it. Homestuck: 1 Everyone Else: 0
mama-avio: digisummers: no guys just imagine ...
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!