December 2011
November 2011
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jonathanegbert:
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Just the wording of this… I just… I died…. BLEH
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I love you dad!
So, I’m at the library with some friends after school and I’m waiting for my Dad to come and get me. He drove over, picked me up and we were on our way home, like normal. Then, outta fucking nowhere, he pulls down the little merrior/sun-blocker-thingy and Assassin’s Creed: Reve-fucking-lations falls into my lap!
I’m just- I- HRRRRNGGG!
He said mom was going to be pissed...
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WTF Dad...
I just walked out of the bathroom to find my father wearing my Gamzee wig. (It’s still a black bob) He strutted down the stairs, flipped “his” hair a said “Whatever,”. Then sat down for dinner like it was normal… not even cracking a smile while the rest of us were crying from laughing so hard.
Ladies and Gentlemen, a normal day at my house…
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Homestuck 11/11/11 update
Well, I am defiantly going to have to re-read this update… Mostly because I don’t think my half-dead-from-lack-of-sleep brain prossesed any of what saw…
BUT! What I have gathered is that Jake English is spreading faster than the plague and if the fandom is right, I will die with a feeling of fulfillment.
Also a quick lettle story-type-thing…
So, I’m on my phone...
IF JAKE ISN'T THIS AWKWARDLY SUAVE KID THAT...
isaythedarnedestthings:
I WILL DIE
And suddenly, Jake English became a sex-god.
rockerfox999:
Look at this sexy mofo!
Look at him!
He hasn’t even done anything yet, and he’s already getting more ass than you!
AND HE’S FICTIONAL TO BOOT!
WELP, WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Homestuck: Never has a fandom done so much with so...
> might as well follow up with this
n-harmonic:
Dear Jake English,
SOON.
- The Homestuck masses
