school: hi your GPA needs to be at least a 4.2 and you have to get perfect scores on your SAT's and ACT's and HSPA's and LMNOP's so you should be spending every second of your life studying if you want to get into college
school: oh but you should be in 6000 clubs and activities
school: and do volunteer work
school: but you need a car and gas money to get to all these places so have a job
school: do sports
school: be musically talented
school: wow eww you breathe?? colleges won't like that
school: best four years of your life!!1!
lotticauda: Japan’s military painted Homura on one of their choppers omg
whisperedpages: jimmyyesvak: vintagernisery: rhydonmyhardon: reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN …Didn’t Caillou have cancer?
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
texaspost: growlithed: purrawontblink: wanna know how i got these scars It’s simple. We kill the zubatman.
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!! “… let it continue to operate as an independent business.” In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience Source: [x]
homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us. can we talk about how this is still getting notes
internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
hetaliagirl104: oflittlenote: hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks. Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just...
cyansleuth: oh my god
homestuckofficial: your-otp-just: the47thguywiththisuser: homestuckofficial: creators who are nice to their fans so not andrew hussie so not the guy who creates a webcomic which we can read for free and has an upcoming game in progress for all of us soon huh. yeah andrew hussie, not nice at all bless you
itslaurenslife: keepme—wherethelightis: forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t...
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused